THINGS I HAVE FOUND IN MY BRA AFTER A WILD NIGHT OUT

Inspired by @katmatake
  1. A blue and white striped pool ball.
    I took off my bra at home in the bathroom and it hit me in the foot.
  2. A LARGE handful of change. Like enough to buy a drink in a decent bar.
    Again, I didn't really notice until it all fell out when I got undressed at home.