THINGS I'M PRETTY SURE I COULD DO IF IT WAS AN EMERGENCY
Inspired by @joemurphy
- •Remove a tracking microchip from under my own skin.With my teeth if necessary.
- •Tread water indefinitely.
- •Babysit and entertain a large group of children for at least a long weekend.
- •Get pregnant on the first try.
- •Find my way home from anywhere without a GPS or map.
- •Make a creative sculpture from old junk.
- •Plan and execute a backyard wedding with 2 1/2 hours notice including a Plan B for inclement weather.
- •Attend a college parent orientation without heckling.LOL NO