THINGS I MIGHT DO FOR YOU TO PROVE MY LOVE FOR ONLY YOU, IF I WERE A PLEASURE-QUARTER COURTESAN
Sex is for everyone, but these are just for YOU:
- •Detach my fingernailsNo word on if I'm sending them to you or not.
- •Cut off my hairPresumably so I will not attract other men. Might backfire by turning you off as well. Also no place to put all these combs.
- •Getting a tattooOf your face? Or maybe just the moon.
- •Writing you an unbreakable vow in my blood.A short poem? A list of your good qualities that no one appreciates but me? Or maybe just HELP M.....
- •Cutting off my fingerThis may be an idle promise. I really want you to stop me. BUT if I go through with it, I'll throw in the blood vow for free.