Sex is for everyone, but these are just for YOU:
  1. Detach my fingernails
    No word on if I'm sending them to you or not.
  2. Cut off my hair
    Presumably so I will not attract other men. Might backfire by turning you off as well. Also no place to put all these combs.
  3. Getting a tattoo
    Of your face? Or maybe just the moon.
  4. Writing you an unbreakable vow in my blood.
    A short poem? A list of your good qualities that no one appreciates but me? Or maybe just HELP M.....
  5. Cutting off my finger
    This may be an idle promise. I really want you to stop me. BUT if I go through with it, I'll throw in the blood vow for free.