THINGS I'VE LEFT BEHIND, AND WHERE.

  1. A houseful of furniture and the responsibility for said possessions
    In Martinsville, Ohio
  2. $2.77 in my last retirement account
    Who needs money? Not me, judging by my retirement planned strategy.
  3. My marriage
    Not sure where I left that?
  4. A cute sweater that I bought in Nordstrom in Washington D.C. when I was 12.
    In the girl's locker room in Batavia High School, after a particularly stressful volleyball defeat.
  5. My phone with the custom Magnum p.i. cover
    In the Dublin airport
  6. My driving skills, apparently
    In Ireland, where I drove just fine, because the first time I drove here again I dinged the car.