Inspired by @semioccasional
  1. 1. This scene would happen to me.
  2. I'll tell you one thing, though.
  3. Wherever we go
  4. Whatever we do
  5. We're gonna take this luggage with us!
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  7. 2. I could retire and live like a king in Patagonia.
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  9. 3. I re-enact the end of The Bourne Legacy and sail away in a boat, presumably forever.
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  11. I'm going on vacation in less than a month, so is it very petty of me to want to ESCAPE TODAY????
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  12. ESCAPE
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  13. ESCAPE
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  14. ESCAPE
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  15. ESCAPE
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  16. ESCAPE
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  17. ESCAPE
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  18. ESCAPE
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