THINGS IN MY CLEAVAGE AFTER GRILLING OUT TONIGHT

  1. Lemon garlic butter
    Too many utensils, not enough hands
  2. Corn silk
    That stuff gets everywhere
  3. Sweat
    Self explanatory
  4. My phone
    No pockets
  5. Charcoal dust
    I bought the big bag and it's unwieldy
  6. Roasted marshmallow and graham cracker crumbs
    From the pre-dinner s'more
  7. The Hershey wrapper
    I wouldn't just throw it in the yard.
  8. Update: Corn Kernels
    Just a messy eater.