THINGS MY CHILDREN WILL DO SOMEDAY TO MAKE THEM SAY "OMG! IM TURNING INTO MY MOTHER!"😱
Inspired by @BWN_7
- •Give lectures about safe sex and condoms to their kids and their kids' friends.
- •Bake cookies
- •Never get into a car unless they can be the driver. Offer to drive everywhere. Control the radio.
- •Wear a loud outfit at every opportunity.
- •Give long lectures to their children in lieu of punishment.
- •Generously agree to download whatever game they are playing, become obsessed, and then drive them crazy with requests for help or gems or coins.Also send bragging texts like "Caught a CP 1000 Lapras at the bank, bitchezzzz!!!"
- •But $200 worth of healthy, fresh food then ruin it all with a mid-week midnight trip for $100 worth of Drumsticks and candy.
- •Say "It's no problem, I'd love to (insert thing they would definitely NOT LOVE TO DO)" Carry through and do it anyway. Repeat.