THINGS MY CHILDREN WILL DO SOMEDAY TO MAKE THEM SAY "OMG! IM TURNING INTO MY MOTHER!"😱

Inspired by @BWN_7
  1. Give lectures about safe sex and condoms to their kids and their kids' friends.
  2. Bake cookies
  3. Never get into a car unless they can be the driver. Offer to drive everywhere. Control the radio.
  4. Wear a loud outfit at every opportunity.
  5. Give long lectures to their children in lieu of punishment.
  6. Generously agree to download whatever game they are playing, become obsessed, and then drive them crazy with requests for help or gems or coins.
    Also send bragging texts like "Caught a CP 1000 Lapras at the bank, bitchezzzz!!!"
  7. But $200 worth of healthy, fresh food then ruin it all with a mid-week midnight trip for $100 worth of Drumsticks and candy.
  8. Say "It's no problem, I'd love to (insert thing they would definitely NOT LOVE TO DO)" Carry through and do it anyway. Repeat.