THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT MY RELATIONSHIP WITH EASTER CANDY

  1. It started early.
    Some night say too early.
  2. The late 70s were a crazy time and I couldn't control my early morning Easter cravings any longer.
  3. I MUST FIND THE BASKET!!!!
    THE BASKET!!!!
  4. The Easter Bunny tried to stump me each year,
  5. But each year I trained and studied and grew stronger.
    The candy. Keep your mind on the candy.
  6. Inside the oven.
    Found!
  7. Behind the drapes in the dining room?
    Found!
  8. Behind the TV in the TV cabinet?
    Dude it's the early 80s, the TV IS the cabinet!
  9. Outside on the porch?
    I can smell the sugar. I'm too strong. You can no longer best me! I must have the sugar. I WILL HAVE THE SUGAR!!!!
  10. You can't hide under the plastic grass!
  11. Yes, yes, yes!
  12. 中中中中中中中中
  13. My dad brought these for me today. I don't even have to ask anymore.
    I attract sugar like a lover. 唐突唐突唐突唐
  14. Oooooohhhhhh the marshmallows....
  15. I will kill the whole package.
  16. Actual video of me. (See also yellow coat with flowers.)