TRUE LOVE ADVICE

  1. It doesn't matter...
  2. How cute you look
    What with the blue eyes and the blue hair and the killer tan.
  3. Or how good your perfume smells
    It's honestly like the ocean and cookies and beautiful, tropical flowers had a chunky true love baby in your nose.
  4. Or how hard you're looking
    Ok I know that's not that much. Plus sometimes if you drive really slowly the app thinks you're walking. 😳
  5. Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
  6. Sometimes there are only rats and weedles in your neighborhood.
  7. And sometimes your true Charmander just isn't that into you.