UNUSUAL WAYS I MIGHT DIE
Inspired by @justjills
- •Head explodes when I'm in the middle of an angry rant about Capitalism, Campaign Finance Reform, or Healthcare.
- •Rabid possum bites me when I'm chilling on the deck in the moonlight trying to forget about how our country is going to hell in a handbasket.
- •"Accidentally" drink water from a vase full of lily of the valley after angrily turning off the news when the orange monster is blabbing.
- •Choke on a peep. Nothing specific to do with politics, but I might welcome the escape.
- •Face plant into the ground at the wrong angle.I have LOTS of practice falling, so this one is unlikely.
- •Taken out by one of my likely many(but uncounted at this time) pre-existing conditions.
- •Just leaving this here.