WAYS I INJURED MYSELF ONE DAY SEVERAL MONTHS AGO 📁💐

  1. Grated my finger into the ginger
  2. Burned myself with hot oil
  3. Choked on a piece of carrot
    Briefly. Thankfully I'm not dead.
  4. Opened the bottom drawer of the stove where the skillets are kept over the top of my foot.
  5. But I also found this old Ziggy cartoon.