WHAT IS ON YOUR 💩 SANDWICH ?

Inspired by @dad3 Cheer up ☀️
  1. Too much mayo, iceberg lettuce, my worries and insecurities about never finishing college, stale wheat 35 calorie bread.
  2. Two whole beef patties Special Sauce, lettuce, cheese topped with a layer of insecurities, pickles onions on a sesame seed bun.. yes of course Super Size Me.. Jeez!
    Suggested by   @JoeyVeeComedy