WHAT MY CHILDREN GAVE ME FOR MOTHER'S DAY

  1. Made me breakfast. Not sure why this breakstravaganza included coffee AND 4 sweet rolls AND 2 egg and cheese English muffins AND four pieces of fruit(Apple, orange and two kiwi fruits-cut up and peeled)but it was delicious and I could not eat it all.
    Younger Son
  2. Lecture on corporate capitalism and made-up holidays along with a reassurance that he loves me more than anything...same as every other day.
    Older Son
  3. Complete peace-because she is still in bed.
    Daughter