WHO? WHAT? WHEN? WHERE? WHY?

Inspired by @semioccasional
  1. Me
  2. Wishing a delicious sandwich would appear
  3. Right. Now.
  4. In my bed
    But, like, on a plate.
  5. So I don't have to get up and make it.
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