Strip me of my foodie card and see if I care. Foodie is a terrible word anyway.
  1. Ketchup
    I love Heinz. I'm supposed to live a chef's HOUSEMADE, artisanal, organic condiment, but I do not.
  2. American Cheese
    It scratches an itch sometimes and I can't imagine not having a few individually packaged slices in my fridge.
  3. Maple syrup
    I happen to like the Aunt Jemima-style stuff way more than the all natural variety from trees in, like, Vermont.
  4. Peanut butter
    You can keep your all natural stuff. Give me Jif or Skippy. Creamy only.