FOUR FOODSTUFFS I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO LIKE BUT DO
Strip me of my foodie card and see if I care. Foodie is a terrible word anyway.
- •KetchupI love Heinz. I'm supposed to live a chef's HOUSEMADE, artisanal, organic condiment, but I do not.
- •American CheeseIt scratches an itch sometimes and I can't imagine not having a few individually packaged slices in my fridge.
- •Maple syrupI happen to like the Aunt Jemima-style stuff way more than the all natural variety from trees in, like, Vermont.
- •Peanut butterYou can keep your all natural stuff. Give me Jif or Skippy. Creamy only.