THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO ME RECENTLY
In lieu of a normal social life
- •I cuddled my favorite kitten under the guise of "socializing" herAllergies be damned
- •Said kitten saw a big dog and freakedHer claws and my face made a hate connection
- •I went home, showered, popped Benadryl and crashed
- •Two hours later, my face looked like Rocky's in that Cher movie, Mask
- •I went to urgent careThey didn't judge me for kitten cuddling and gave me drugs that make me feel sweaty. Ew.
- •I stopped at Two Boots for a slice...which I dropped when I twisted my ankle in the way home.
- •I skinned my knee too
- •I canceled all weekend plans.