Keep in mind that I was a smart kid in a small town
  1. Waitress
  2. Ballerina (not really, but that's what people expected of me)
  3. Teacher
  4. Doctor (until my first science class dissection. I'm no longer squeamish but I am allergic to formaldehyde, which would present problems)
  5. Manager of a rock band (which actually lines up well with what I do today)
  6. Psychologist. School psychologist specifically.
  7. Writer/journalist
  8. Publicist