(I mean like tiny tiny signs)
  1. Folding a fitted sheet
    (finally after all these years!)
  2. And realizing you need more than one pair of sheets for a fully functioning bed
  3. Business cards
    (it took my office over a year to get those printed)
  4. Two bills in your name
    (that is two too many)
  5. And not using your AC to save money on said bills
    (dad is rubbing off on me)
  6. Finding your first white hair
    (I'm only 25! Half life revealed itself)