When I order Chinese

make sure roommate is home in case of train delays
  1. Same place every tome
    (just like Miranda!)
  2. Two entrees
    (at least one that comes with rice)
  3. Egg roll
  4. Two more egg rolls
    (three is company right?)
  5. It comes with three forks
    (three egg rolls means three eaters? false.)
  6. Only two packets of soy sauce
  7. And twelve packets of duck sauce
    (does anyone really eat that orange goo?)
  8. Left overs for daysssss
    (actually more like one day because hunger and Netflix binging)