Y'all I wish I was one of those cool girls who embraced it.
  1. I'm worried I'll never get married and never have children.
  2. I am obsessed with this one wrinkle above my lip. I spent 30 minutes last week researching best anti-aging moisturizers for people in their thirties.
  3. I couldn't read a clothes tag the other day and was convinced I would need bifocals.
  4. My 15 year old niece told me about two new social media apps I'd never heard of, and I'm now worried I'll be permanently out of the zeitgeist.