Secret no more.
- •That if I do one of those AMA lists, no one will ask me any questions.
- •That I'll fall backwards when walking up the stairs.
- •That I'll crash into the swampy wetland I pass over on my way home from work.
- •That I'll never get married and never have children.
- •That I'll go to grad school but won't be able to find a job.
- •That I'll die in my apartment and my ghost will be embarrassed that it's so messy when my family comes to clean it out.