Secret fears

Secret no more.
  1. That if I do one of those AMA lists, no one will ask me any questions.
  2. That I'll fall backwards when walking up the stairs.
  3. That I'll crash into the swampy wetland I pass over on my way home from work.
  4. That I'll never get married and never have children.
  5. That I'll go to grad school but won't be able to find a job.
  6. That I'll die in my apartment and my ghost will be embarrassed that it's so messy when my family comes to clean it out.