Trends I'm really not into

Disclaimer: 5 years ago I thought skinny jeans were the worst thing ever, and now they're all I wear, so give me a couple years, and I'm sure I'll be all over these.
  1. The new acidic/citrusy trend in coffee.
    No, give me the nutty bold flavor. I don't want to feel like I'm drinking hot lemonade.
  2. Craft beer in cans.
    I hate drinking beer out of cans, and I feel like pouring it into a glass makes me look pretentious. What was so wrong with bottles?
  3. Chokers
    I was all over these in the 7th grade, but I thought we were done with this.