CHAPTER TITLES FOR MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY

No one would read this.
  1. So Awkward
  2. I Mostly Just Stayed Home A Lot
  3. Social Media Is Just Beagle Pictures
  4. My One Good Story - The Ruptured Appendix
  5. Nerdy Things I Did
    Not limited to: being a voter registrar and election judge; many craft interests; a slight obsession with Harry Potter
  6. Board Games and Trivia: How We Roll
  7. My Biggest Pet Peeve is the Misuse of the Apostrophe S
    Yes, this gets its own damn chapter.