NON-EXISTENT "REAL HOUSEWIVES" SERIES YOU WISH WERE REAL

@minirachel requested this because she is my best friend and knows my passions/strengths
  1. Real Housewives of the rude doctor's assistants at my allergist's office
  2. Real Housewives of Dance Moms
  3. Real Housewives of the girls who wore Ed Hardy shirts every day in high school and now have babies with trendy names
  4. Real Housewives of Papua New Guinea
  5. Real Housewives of unpaid social media interns at major corporations
  6. Real Housewives of the gas station attendants at the Stop-In who are always in the bathroom when I come in
  7. Real Housewives of the voices in Michelle Bachman's head