SOME IDEAS FOR AN OBSERVATIONAL STAND UP SET ON HOW MEN AND WOMEN ARE DIFFERENT
Whatsssss up with thattttt? Amirite?
- •Men like to watch football on Sunday; women like to bathe in the blood of a 3-week-old goat
- •Women take too long to get ready; men can only smell out of their left nostril
- •Men like cars; women can control hamsters with their thoughts
- •Women love to shop; men dip themselves in paraffin wax from head to toe every third Thursday at Three
- •Men talk about banging chicks with their buddies; women unzip their face skin when they sneeze alone