THINGS I SAID TO MY LAW SCHOOL PROFESSORS DURING CLASS... THAT I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE

This week.
  1. You're very influential! Lindsay Lohan tweeted your paper!
  2. When you asked if we understood and I didn't raise my hand, I lied by omission
  3. Well if Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter can do it, I don't see why it's not legal
  4. Native Americans aren't known for wastefulness... Like moose hunting, or whatever Sarah Palin's show is about
  5. YOU'RE WRONG!! ANNA NICOLE SMITH'S ESTATE EVENTUALLY DID WIN SOME MONEY
  6. Reservation casinos are the fastest way for tribes to get reparations
  7. Sorry I missed last class, but you wouldn't have wanted me in the fetal position and moaning in pain. That really would have taken away from your points on hearsay