VIVID STRESS DREAMS I HAD BETWEEN 2:30AM AND 8:30AM

It may be time to up my dose.
  1. I woke up and it was 8 weeks from now. I had no memory of my summer and I was back at school. No one would believe me or tell me what I did. There were new ladies at the law office I'm working at and they wouldn't tell me anything.
  2. A virus of Black Plague proportions was being spread by sharks. The only cure would come from one sharks heart. I was on the team to find the cure. The new ladies from the law office died (see above). Someone on our team sabotaged us and gave us its stomach, making the virus spread faster. I puked black bile...
  3. ... The virus had religious meaning for 2 of the 5 kingdoms currently ruling the world. Our failure caused a massive battle in the style of "300" and millions of people died
  4. It was law school graduation and my nemesis from undergrad was sitting next to me. So I fled my seat...
  5. ... Only to discover I didn't have my graduation gown. So I went on a massive hunt. Where there were once thousands of gowns, I couldn't find one. I ran into my law school nemesis I and in my hurry m, cursed her out. She vowed to destroy me. I tried to buy one off this druggie I knew in college but he had every color but black (including zebra)...
  6. ... I missed having my name called and receiving my diploma and graduating. The mean administrative lady (some truths transcend all realities) told me I could have gone without a gown, but now it was too late.
  7. I stirred at 9:30 and shot out of bed, covered in sweat. Great night sleep!!!