1. Juice cleanses
  2. Cupping
  3. The one with the wand, I think it's called lymphatic drainage (I'll try anything with the word drainage)
  4. Acupuncture (I know, I know "studies") but jury still out
  5. Transcendental meditation (this is real to me but still not quite science)
  6. Vitamin drips
  7. Energy work
  8. Avoiding gluten at all costs