1. Buy 5 "wet brushes" for your daughter
  2. Make elaborate plans with people you love (dates, times, locations) and genuinely intend to see but never go thru with them
  3. End a text exchange with the sentence "or halt down past burr" then correct "burr" to "buff"
  4. Harass @desijed with unsolicited advice and hope she forgives you (she's does!)
  5. Buy 3 of the exact same nightgown (you don't wear nightgowns)
  6. Bleach your teeth overnight with a 1 hour bleach kit
  7. Marvel at your eyebrows
  8. Do a little ballet dance
  9. Write this list