These are all completely random things that occupy my mind
  1. When you open a bag of chips, it smells like booty
    You can't even deny this one, you know it's true
  2. I don't ever plan on watching Les Mis all the way through
    I've seen the beginning and that's enough for me. Unpopular opinion, I know.
  3. Another unpopular opinion: I don't think Benedict Cumberbatch is the hottest piece of British biscuit to roam the earth
  4. When given the choice, I typically like doors closed
    Ppl always tryna peep what I'm doin and I'm like nawh
  5. I'm 19 and I'm already getting permanent smile wrinkles. Crap.
  6. I once wore a sports bra to a formal dance
    It proved to be a smart decision when getting jiggy on the dance floor
  7. Everyone always fights for the same like 3 Saturdays in summer for their social gatherings
  8. I just really love department stores
    The mass quantity of kitsch is music to my ears
  9. What if commercials are actually what we're supposed to watch and the show is what we fast forward through?
  10. Trying to distinguish which is which with "though" "tough" and "through" is hard
    I don't care what y'all say, I know you are all on the same struggle bus
  11. Constantly in fear, when reading aloud for class, that I'll come across "chaos" and pronounce it like the Italian salutation "ciao". With the "h" sound alive and well.
    Yes, this did happen. No, I am not proud of it.
  12. What's with Firefox anyway?