Best lines from Dumb & Dumber

In random order...
  1. Goodbye my loooooove
  2. Here why don't you take these extra gloves. My hands are gettin kinda sweaty.
  3. Harry, I took care of it (insert image of bird with its head duct taped on)
  4. We got no food, we got no jobs...our pets heads are falling off...
  5. I just thought she was a raging alcoholic!
  6. Traded the van for it straight up.