1. Central air. This sounds like a given but it's not in NYC. Hardly anybody has central air!
  2. Egyptian cotton sheets that feel satiny against your skin
  3. Threadbare cotton nightgown so soft it's basically sheer
  4. Begins and ends when it's still light outside
  5. Wake up on your own, no alarm necessary
  6. Wake up not feeling like a cranky bitch
  7. Someone brings you a cool drink in a tall glass
  8. Play on your phone for 15 minutes before getting out of bed