WHY I HATE TO FLY

  1. The guy in a suit who orders a tomato juice room temp like he is a sultan on a private jet
  2. The guy who takes the upgrade and leaves his wife and newborn baby in coach
  3. The hungover guy who takes off his shoes and his feet smell so bad, he snores with mouth wide open and occasionally chokes on air and coughs
  4. The guy who loudly talks on the phone until the very last second like he's a CEO, this guy is a great admirer of Trump
  5. The guy who manspreads, AKA ALL GUYS