FELINE BEHAVIORS, RANKED FROM CUTEST TO MOST ANNOYING

  1. 1.
    All manner of tummy exposure
  2. 2.
    Head shaking and corresponding ear flapping after having eaten or used the litterbox
  3. 3.
    Mewing and squeaking upon waking from cat naps
  4. 4.
    "FOOD PLZ"
  5. 5.
    Daily post-shower bathtub investigation
  6. 6.
    Noisy, aggressive burrowing into paper bags and/or boxes
  7. 7.
    Inconvenient loafing
  8. 8.
    Perching in places calculated to startle
  9. 9.
    Attempted theft of cheesy popcorn
  10. 10.
    Crashing into the vertical blinds at 110 mph