LINKEDIN PROFILE PICS TO KEEP THE FUCKBOYS AWAY

I got a private message recently with an INAPPROPRIATE AMOUNT OF ELLIPSES. Forget about those beautiful headshots you paid for. Hide your identity and scare away the losers!
  1. CAT GUMS
    From @sophielovestuna on IG (FOLLOW HER, SHE IS AMAZING)
  2. Neko Atsume!!
  3. Wedding pics!!!
  4. More cats
  5. Patrick, the world's oldest and CUTEST wombat
  6. Lenny Kravitz meme!!!
  7. STILL MOAR CATS
  8. Joseph Haydn!!
  9. Definitely this one
  10. Make it clear that you would force him to watch your fave movie
  11. Kylo Ren, Undercover Boss
  12. Unrelatable theory memes!!!!
    Bonus points if you're a musician, like me!
  13. WEATHER WHISKERS??!?