Gifts I received on Boss's Day
My assistants and paralegals celebrate all holidays, even the made up ones. We spend thousands of hours a year together and they know me so well they don't even waste time on the fancy stuff.
- •Cherry Coke ZeroThat pile of caps is from last week. I don't drink coffee, this is my vice.
- •Apples & Almond ButterThis is often breakfast and lunch which is a sad commentary on how packed my calendar is.
- •100 Grand candy barsUsually I get the snack size but they went all out. Bad conference calls equal at least one 100 Grand.
- •Hershey's KissesWhen young associates are having a break down I have a bowl of these on my desk. Chocolate seems to stop them from crying.
- •AleveBecause I ran out and keep stealing theirs.