IKEA FURNITURE IS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE

I've never had to assemble it before and I'm hard core riding the struggle bus
  1. FIRST OFF - carrying it is a bitch because it's damn heavy and makes the card tend to one side and then you roll over your foot
    Little did I know the pain was far from over!
  2. You open the box and there's a million and one pieces of cardboard taking up all the space for your little project!
    Only some of the cardboard there's a metric fuckton more
  3. THE DIRECTIONS DONT HAVE ANY WORDS?!?! WHOSE GODDAMN IDEA WAS THAT?!?!?!
    I misassembled like 10 different components because of this idiocracy
  4. THE SCREWS HURT MY HANDS
    omg, like the hundreds of screws I've screwed in the past few days has been physically taxing
  5. WHY DO THEY SELL PIECES SEPARATELY????
    i got a bedframe and brought it home and put it together AND FORGOT TO GET THE GODDAMN WOODEN SLATS SO I HAD TO HAUL MY ASS BACK TO HELLS ASSHOLE AKA IKEA TO GET SOME SLATS
  6. The dresser I built gave me 20 nails to hammer into the backboard but I literally bent 5 of them at an unrecoverable angle so I settled for just 4 nails in the back of my dresser
    Cmon Ikea, 20 nails, ain't nobody got time for that!!
  7. Anyways like that Natalie Imbruglia song I'm torn, I'm all out of faith, this is how I feel, I'm cold and I am chained, lying on the floor looking at my unfinished dresser