STAGES OF CALLING IN "SICK"

  1. Oh hey, I have a lot of sick time.
  2. Eff the man! I'm calling in sick.
  3. Oh god. What do I say is wrong?
  4. ...nervously texts boss...
  5. Did it go through?
  6. I think it went through.
  7. She hasn't texted back.
  8. Does she know I'm faking?
  9. I bet everyone is talking about how I didn't look sick yesterday.
  10. Everyone probably knows I'm faking.
  11. I should've just gone in.