SONGS FOR MY HYPOTHETICAL PUNK BAND

yeah, so I like long song titles
  1. I Saw Kim Gordon Getting a Pedicure
    (Chorus) 'Ballet Slippers,' what the fuh?
  2. Infinite Scroll (Kill Me)
  3. Lifelike Chewbacca Costume
    'I saw you crossing Hollywood Boulevard, Chewy...'
  4. Me and Bees Just Ain't That Chill
  5. Dick Wolf
    The 'Law & Order' theme song, modified to sound like a Specials tune
  6. Neutral Spine
    A tune about Pilates
  7. My Cat Is An Emotional Terrorist
    self-explanatory