SONGS FOR MY HYPOTHETICAL PUNK BAND
yeah, so I like long song titles
- •I Saw Kim Gordon Getting a Pedicure(Chorus) 'Ballet Slippers,' what the fuh?
- •Infinite Scroll (Kill Me)
- •Lifelike Chewbacca Costume'I saw you crossing Hollywood Boulevard, Chewy...'
- •Me and Bees Just Ain't That Chill
- •Dick WolfThe 'Law & Order' theme song, modified to sound like a Specials tune
- •Neutral SpineA tune about Pilates
- •My Cat Is An Emotional Terroristself-explanatory