Things I'll Never Get Over

  1. The video of that hamster eating a tiny burrito.
  2. Fake food that looks like it's spilling on furniture displays.
  3. Magic Eye's. What the fuck.
  4. The 7 year old who stole his mom's car in Florida, King Curtis from Wife Swap, and all viral videos of kids who give zero fucks.
  5. Fireworks.