May he rest in peace, but he left the earth without me ever correcting him about these rap songs.
  1. He thought it was "Nice, Nice Baby." I never asked him for his reasoning, but I like to think his version was about a polite newborn.
  2. He thought the song was "Whoop! Bad Ass!" which in his defense, does sound like a cool song.
  3. He famously thought "Tootsie Roll" was "Pussy Hole." So to recap the lyrics he believed he heard, "The Butterfly, nuh uh, that's old, let me see your pussy hole."