Things I Did in the Name of Art Today

  1. Read The Guardian article about Ben Carson that involved a tour of his home.
  2. Noticed the portrait of Ben Carson & Jesus Christ that was hanging in his hallway.
  3. Thought about that portrait all day.
  4. Decided to commission professional artist Eugene Kaik to recreate the painting as perfectly as he can.
  5. Set up prints of the painting to be sold through my gallery next week.
  6. Realize I will do ANYTHING for an artistic masterpiece.