Ways I Want the New Avengers Movie to End

  1. Gay orgy
  2. Mark Ruffalo holding up a check and saying, "This is why, guys"
  3. Black Widow meets up with Enid from Ghost World and they go buy rare vinyl together
  4. Sam Jackson fucks a Kangol hat
  5. Werner Herzog joins the team of super heroes taking on the name "These Types Of Movies Have Killed My Career Man"
  6. They find that Malaysian plane
  7. We find out which Avengers have HPV (1 in 3)
  8. Captain America fights the idea of clickbait
  9. We see a post-credits teaser scene from a new Blu-ray release of Ang Lee's The Ice Storm
  10. Tony Stark buys a Pressed Juicery location
  11. The audience realizes original material is futile in 2015