A SUPPOSEDLY FUN THING I’LL NEVER DO AGAIN

  1. "A Supposedly Fun Thing I’ll Never Do Again" is a perfect name for a new nail polish color.
  2. (David Foster Wallace would probably definitely, or definitely not, approve.)
  3. I also wish that David Foster Wallace had written a very long piece about nail salons. (I assume that this one, which was on Second Avenue in Manhattan, and which was in the building that bordered the two lots that were destroyed in an explosion in May of 2015, would be included in his piece. With a name like that, and the circumstances, and etc.)