TEXTS I'VE SENT TO UBER DRIVERS BY MISTAKE

Thank you to @sierra for requesting this. I seem to have a problem: I frequently accidentally send text messages to Uber drivers. The messages clearly aren't meant for them. (This is just a small selection.)
  1. "I love you too. I'll call you later."
  2. "I am in the middle of a SITUATION with Spanx. I will call you later."
  3. "Make it a mystery."
  4. "For that fee, you shouldn't sell all the rights/ownership to your work. (That fee is great! But your work is yours. They're just buying the right to publish it once on the internet. Make sure that's in the contract.)"
  5. "I'll be back around 9PM. I'll make you a late dinner."
  6. "xo"
  7. "?"