THE WOMAN WHO BAKED A FRITTATA AND FORGOT IT ON THE SUBWAY

(Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not Going To Talk About)
  1. She baked it and wrapped it, but it was still too hot for her to hold for too long, so she put the tinfoil-covered dish down on the subway seat while she stood during her morning commute.
  2. The car wasn’t crowded, so she didn’t feel bad about using the space, the seat, for a frittata.
  3. She didn’t feel anything at all, actually, until after she accidentally left the frittata behind.
  4. The tinfoil-covered dish still on the subway, where she left it on the seat, when she got off of the train at East Broadway, and the frittata continued, she assumed, into Brooklyn, to another stop.