THINGS I DO NOT UNDERSTAND AND DEFINITELY AM NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT

  1. When they broke up, she was not concerned with dividing the library that they shared.
  2. (They’d kept two copies of some books, looking forward — in hindsight she now knew — to this day.)
  3. She was mostly worried about which jokes she could keep.
  4. (She missed some of the punch lines the first time, but she realized, of course, that she would miss retelling them too.)