THINGS I DO NOT UNDERSTAND AND DEFINITELY AM NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT
- •He sleeps beneath a fitted sheet.
- •Instead of a flat top sheet, he uses a fitted sheet as if it is a lightweight blanket with elastic that sort of wraps slightly around his feet and around his shoulders.
- •He said something about it being "cozy."
- •"Or," I said, "like a weak sleeping bag."
- •I was not invited back.