JUST...WHY?

Things that leave me just baffled in the weary world in which we live.
  1. This lighter with a beaver on it. I can't tell if this is meant to be crass or if this was designed with the true beaver lover in mind.
  2. Unless this 18-wheeler is delivering bibles (and even then), there's really no good reason for this paint job.
  3. The fact that not knowing you were pregnant once isn't enough for good TV anymore.
  4. Single packaged pickles in a bag.
  5. The feminine wash at the supermarket is next to the limescale remover and insect killer. Should I be offended?
  6. Found in alley behind friend's apartment: one spinal cord (partial, species unknown).