WEIRD THINGS I LOVE (AND MAYBE YOU DO TOO)

  1. When you first get into your car on a hot, sunny day and the air is so hot and thick that you can barely breath.
  2. Pitbull (as in the rapper) and not even ironically, I truly love everything he does.
  3. The way your pee smells after you eat asparagus.
  4. Carrie Underwood's rendition of the Sunday Night Football song. Like I'm gonna walk down the aisle to that song.
  5. Grape Jolly Ranchers - I really don't get why they're always the flavor no one wants but more for me I guess!
  6. When you eat a meal and don't think there is a ton of garlic in it but then the next morning you wake up and your mouth and pores are oozing garlic